Hello and welcome back to the safe, lovely, happy, sparkly world of Strictly Come Dancing! Here there are no rogues proroguing (just the odd lord – or maybe viscountess – a-leaping), and the only Article 50 we are concerned with is the 50th consecutive bewildering article of clothing that Tess Daly has willingly paraded on national television. Have more sequins! And hugs! HAVE SOME KYLIE!
- Nothing like that sinking feeling when your parcel tracker says 'Delivered' and...you have not received said parcel https://t.co/sGFb0Ac7n3 12 hours ago
- Hmm. Mystery keys https://t.co/KTNa7jjtH6 14 hours ago
- Discoveries when clearing out out my chest of drawers... (may have too many adapters) https://t.co/s0mXYzi5Kj 14 hours ago