After seemingly decades of celebrity reveals on every BBC outlet known to man (“Now the ident hippos will announce ‘Peter Andre’ via synchronised swimming!”), Strictly has finally begun in earnest and the pairings unveiled to an eager nation. Well, ish. To address the elephantine crystal ball in the room: this wasn’t so much of a reveal as a confirmation of the Mirror’s spoilerific “astrologer” “predictions” (truly, those are the hardest-working air quotes in history). I’ve consulted my trusty psychic hole punch and can predict Pulitzers for all involved.
- RT @TigNotaro: GENIE: I don’t—I’m sorry I’m just not getting this. ME: *In bed* Look, it’s not complicated: I still want to feel the WEIGHT… 16 hours ago
- RT @BroadwayWorldUK: BWW reviewers ask why we return to long-running shows - and share our favourites. Do you agree? Let us know your faves… 23 hours ago
- RT @EmmaKennedy: Let’s all stick this on our computers and stare at it every day until March 29 2019, shall we? https://t.co/yZJM7kyCPa 1 day ago