It’s Blackpool Week on Strictly, otherwise known as Multiple Comebacks And Rampant Score Inflation Week! For the uninitiated, the current exchange rate is about 1:1.2, meaning up here Donny would be scoring 12s and spontaneously combusting, BABY.
Fortunately, the judges did at least overmark fairly consistently, resulting in a leaderboard that made sense in order if not in scores. Already looking forward to next week’s inevitable comedown, when a 7 feels like a kick in the face with a sharpened Cuban heel.
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