2. No theme!
3. Actual dancing!
4. Bye bye, Dave!
5. After 10 million references to Blackpool, Darcey still confused it with Brighton! (I can’t judge – I’m hazy about anything outside Zone 2.)
However, the Natalie Lowe Casualty Curse continues to wreak havoc, this week descending upon Other Natalie and sweet sad Artem, who got to deliver the sombre news while dressed in a paisley shirt and sparkly braces. Honestly, I’m just surprised she wasn’t carted off in a bedazzled wheelchair – I can only imagine a panting crew member wielding a sack of sequins and a hot glue gun arrived seconds too late. Get well soon, Natalie, and bring us that Tina Turner jive!
In other news, the Blackpool bus has only nine seats – either a depressing example of arts cuts or stealth support for HS2.